User:ZGold
ZGold's Random(?) Notes
On the screen the ? and ! indicators for character quests are displayed in your 'character' colour. This is Yellow for the Shadow Warrior (and Dragon Mage), Light Blue for the Seraphim, Light Green for the Dryad, Dark Green for the Temple Guardian, Dark Blue for the High Elf and Red for the Inquisitor. The log entries for blue chain quests are found on a separate page to any other quest and do not change page per game chapter. They are also only available in Single Player mode.
Temp. list of the silly msgs in A-Z order
1 ****, can't find this silly message file… 2 *beep* *beep* *beeeeeeeep* *beep*! 3 /* You are not expected to understand this */ 4 <missing silly message> 5 <Singing out of tune> 6 <singing> I can't get no…bug infection… 7 …gnidaol 8 97 bottles of beer… Aaah, you know the rest… 9 98 bottles of beer on the wall… 10 99 bottles of beer on the wall… 11 A book can also be, a hat… 12 Access denied - Nah nah na nah nah! 13 Access denied, please enter your ID again… 14 Activated back-to-desktop service 15 Activating back-to-desktop service… 16 Activating coffee-machine… 17 All bugs will be recorded for training purposes. 18 All the doors in Ancaria have been programmed to have a cheery disposition. 19 All your base are belong to us. 20 An enum is an enum is an enum! 21 And so it begins… 22 Another visitor…stay a while…stay forever! 23 Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? 24 Are you still in the loading screen? You need a new computer! 25 Are you sure you can still see the real world as real world? 26 As a computer I find your faith in technology…amusing. 27 At some point we'll have our own options.txt son. One day… 28 Attention! This game can change your personality into evil… 29 Awaiting starting bribe… 30 Ba weep granna weep ninny bang! (Typo intentionally) 31 Back again? Ha, you don't learn, do you? 32 Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer. 33 Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic 34 Bacon is my favourite vegetable… 35 Be right back… 36 Be sure to visit the gift shop on your way out. 37 Belial's minions grow stronger. 38 Beware! Objects in Sacred2 are closer than they appear! 39 Blame Canada! 40 Blocker found! Buddy, open the door! 41 Buddy, fight the good fight! 42 Call 911 for support… 43 Can I interest anyone in fruit or dessert? 44 Cancelling your wedding - you're not suited for each other… 45 Cannot find reality.sys… universe halted. 46 Cannot translate silly message into English… 47 Character modelling error - do you mind bearded seraphims? 48 Cheater detected. Loading bunnies… 49 Checking CO2 emissions of your computer… 50 Checking hard disk capacity… Sorry, disk is full! 51 Checking http://forum.sacredeng.ascaron-net.com/showthread.php?t=48181 for updates… 52 Checking mouse driver… Checking mouse's driving license… 53 Chief Justice says 'Sacred2 rulez!' 54 Clicking the mouse will not make the game load faster! 55 Coffee missing. Insert cup and press any key. 56 Computer load this, computer load that, never a thank you… Rude gamers! 57 Computer says 'no'! 58 Congratulations, you just have won $3500! Click here to claim your prize…not! 59 Connecting server…complete. Redirecting character to hardcore PvP arena… 60 Cookiegirl is the best! 61 Corrupting random blocks of memory… 62 Counting to infinity…please wait… 63 CPU says you should not start those boring office programs anymore. 64 Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime? 65 Cut off his head, I need another ashtray... 66 Cut the strings and fly away… 67 Da weep granna weep ninny bang! 68 Deactivating your firewall… Please wait… 69 Deleting all Celine Dion mp3s… 70 Deleting all other games on the computer... 71 Deleting previously saved games… 72 Deleting unique items, please wait… 73 Destroying brain cells…15 percent…50 percent…duuh… 74 Detected system: Windows 3.11 - switching screen resolution to 320x480 pixels. 75 Did you know that by reading this message you have wasted 5 seconds of your life? 76 Disc full - press F1 to belch! 77 Do not disturb, system is disturbed already! 78 Do not include <stheader.h>, use <stdheader> instead! 79 Do not mix Varargs with Std-Containers! 80 Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger! 81 Do you like scary movies? 82 Do you really want to start the game? Really? Are you really sure? 83 Do you want to continue? (Y)es, (N)o, (M)aybe 84 D'oh! 85 Don't create multiple postings, use the edit button! 86 Don't get eaten by a Grue! 87 Don't push me. I'm doing my best, but your machine… tztztz… 88 Don't wake me up, I'm working. 89 Don't waste your time looking at the boobs, just hit the frigging monster! 90 Don't you have better things to do than reading silly messages? 91 Downloading new silly messages… 92 Downloading secret hairstyles 93 Downloading Seraphim DNA to your computer… 94 Dragon inc. is looking for talented junior partners. Call 0800-FIRE. 95 Drawing beards onto your photographs... 96 Dude, where's my car? 97 Due to lack of system resources, entering slide-show mode… 98 Eek! A mouse! Plug it out! Eek! It's full of bytes! 99 Emergency exits are here, here, and here… Hey, look here! 100 Entering Zion… 101 Equipping armour <Load: Inquisitor_pink_bunny_costume_lvl30> 102 Equipping one hit weapons to random enemies... 103 Ere I am J.H. 104 Evaluation of capabilities indicates a distinct tactical deficiency. 105 Even if you're eaten by a dragon, you still have two ways out 106 Failed to load quests, I will now try to create some on my own… 107 Find more easter eggs… 108 Follow the white rabbit. 109 For sale: dragon-proof armour, used once, slightly scorched… 110 Format C: /Q /U 111 Free coffee and apple strudel, offer expired yesterday. 112 Freedom for wolves, ban the shephers! 113 Funny Bug Report #14198: The curse of usability is perverted! 114 Funny bug report #14523: Quest is not finishable! 115 Funny Bug Report #14719: According to the Romans, the name of the god had to be 'Testa'! 116 Funny Bug Report #18454: Mount seahorse - shot in the ear or head by bow! 117 Funny Bug Report #20991: The ring is lying too obviously! 118 Funny bug report #7753: A high elf who is playing with the ball is needed… 119 Funny Bugreport #11763: Horse - missing flight animation! 120 Funny Bugreport #12842: Behaviour is boaring! 121 Funny bugreport #13882: Missing effects after stroking down the wand! 122 Funny Bugreport #14198: The curse of usability is perverted! 123 Funny bugreport #18892: There is a NPC in the furniture! 124 Funny Bugreport #19910: A dagger is called 'dirk'. 125 Funny Bugreport #2078: Unbeautiful changes between stairs and sand! 126 Funny bugreport #22650: No sound while PC is burning! 127 Funny Bugreport #32056: Vegetable fields are killing our physical memory! 128 Funny Bugreport #6470: A bush penetrates a tree! 129 Funny Bugreport #7585: Spontaneous light switching looks unbeautiful! 130 Gaming is about killing time, not killing people... 131 General Failure's fault. Not yours. 132 Generating 100 boss monster at starting location… 133 Generating dead undead…undead dead…uh… 134 Generating God.exe 135 Get back to work! Oh, you have…come back! 136 GetRandomNumber: Return 4; // Chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random 137 Go to spriegel the schmitzel wertzen or something to that effect! 138 Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifiction? 139 Gort! Klattu barada nikto! 140 Guessing user age… Setting Blood level to Toddler! 141 Guru meditation… 142 Hail to the king baby! 143 Health warning: you have been playing for 12 seconds… 144 Hehehe! You'll never guess what awaits you here! 145 Hello Mr. Anderson! 146 Help! Your keyboard is stuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk... 147 Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to load files. 148 Hey buddy! Need a cheap WIFI cable? Only $100! 149 Hiding easter eggs… 150 Hit any user to continue. 151 How can this task be delayed when I haven't even started working on it? 152 How long can you withstand dragon breath again? 153 How sweet to be an idiot… 154 I am a cute computer... Really! 155 I am so lonely… 156 I don't care what you did last summer! 157 I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem! 158 I don't have time to bleed! 159 I don't know what you're talking about, there is no game here... 160 I don't need no teenage queen, I just want my seraphim! 161 I hate cold ashtrays… 162 I have the power of…of… What's my line again? 163 I invented the 'hello world' program! 164 I know what you did last summer… 165 I might be in the basement, I'll go upstairs and check. 166 I so wanted to call my weapon Lars' Hammer, but chickened out, LMAO! 167 I still know what you did last summer… 168 I want to be a lumberjack! 169 I wish I had a hammer, a hammer in the morning, a hammer in the evening… 170 I wish I had a tent with a behaviour… 171 IDDQD 172 IDDQD 173 Idea for a messagebox: 'This frame was properly rendered' 174 If the game does not start in five minutes…wait longer! 175 If you have a slow PC, you are able to learn every silly message by heart… 176 If you need to use #pragmas, encapsulate them with #ifdef _msc_ver ... #endif! 177 If you're gonna ride, ride in style! 178 I'm here to lead, not to bleed! 179 I'm sensing a soul in search of answers… 180 Implementing Ha-Do-Ken for Seraphim… 181 Incredible… It's even worse than I thought it would be. 182 Inflating rubber swords… 183 Insert coin to continue... 184 Insert Disc 5… Oh, you don't have a Disc 5? Ok, filling harddisk with garbage… 185 Is there life on Mars? 186 Is this a sword in your hand? No it's just a carrot… 187 It seems that your mouse pointer is trying to move, (C)ancel or (A)llow? 188 It's a snark! No, it's a boo-… 189 It's done, when it's done! Calm down, I am loading… 190 It's not a bug but a feature. 191 It's okay to call hooters 'knockers' and sometimes 'snack trays' 192 It's you again! Don't you ever sleep? 193 I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it. 194 Keep clicking until I say stop! 195 Kg & Jb…keep on rocking, you guys rule! 196 Killing some bugs, please wait… 197 Kiss me, I'm an enchanted cactus! 198 Knowledge is a weapon… I intend to be formidably armed. 199 Kosh - Gesundheit! 200 Ladescreen wird mit 'Grosser Hammer' Gehauen, bitte warten... 201 Let's play tic-tac-toe instead, I'll be X... 202 Let's ride some Trojan horses... 203 Life? Don't talk to me about life! 204 Load it yourself, you slave driver! 205 Load 'Sacred2',8,1… 206 Loading 3D buffer… Not that one! 207 Loading big, giant axe… 208 Loading bluescreen… 209 Loading dopefish… 210 Loading errors, please wait… 211 Loading hieroglyph font… Translating all texts into Ancient Egyptian… 212 Loading is booooring… 213 Loading level 512 monsters... 214 Loading loadingscreen… 215 Loading more blood and gore… 216 Loading mp3 playlist… 217 Loading random hidden killer boss... 218 Loading sprite #546859467… Please wait… 219 Loading tombstone engravings... 220 Loading Wicked Witch of the West. 221 Loading will continue after a short message from our sponsors. 222 Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! 223 Loooooooaaaaading… 224 Looting your fridge… 225 Man, what a mess on your harddisc… 226 Mary had a little lamb…chop. It was really tasty! 227 May contain nuts. 228 Mc hammer is not Lars hammer… 229 Meditating on the meaning of life… 230 Mmmm... T-Energy! <Drool> 231 Mommy, there's a monster in front of my screen! 232 Moo! 233 Mysle ja jestern paranoik! 234 Never deal with a dragon for you are crunchy and taste good with katsup 235 Never seen such a big…never mind… 236 Never use OS-specific API functions directly, use a wrapper instead! 237 Next time you better buy some potions! Karl Ranseier is dead… 238 No boom today! Boom tomorrow! There's always a boom tomorrow. 239 No flash photography allowed in Ancaria! 240 No milk and no Sacred makes the testers…come up with silly msgs like this one! 241 No more heroes available. Do you want to play as a monster? (Y/N) 242 No, I cannot load any faster! 243 No, I don't know where Xardas is. Try somewhere else! 244 No, I'm not a Seraphim, I just like to dress this way! 245 No, this is not a silly message. 246 No-one is making you live on 'Bob' 247 Not now! Can't you see I'm busy? Play something else. 248 Now that's what I call a dead parrot. 249 Oh my God! 250 Oh my god, you killed Benny! 251 Oh you're no fun anymore. 252 Oh, this High Elf mount is so cute… Mind if I borrow it? 253 Oh, you again? 254 Ohh…I am loading too slowly? Ok, next time you'll load it yourself! 255 OMG, you're a replicant! 256 Once upon a time… 257 One region is closed for maintenance today. 258 One spatula to flip them all… 259 Only sissy coders need to optimise their code! 260 Oops… No, Dryads can't swim. 261 Operation failed (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer? 262 Ordering pizza online…I hope you like anchovies with pineapple! 263 Our easter edition comes with bucket-loads of easter eggs! 264 Out of money error... Insert new project fundings! 265 Overclocking CPU: 3.0Ghz…3.2GHz…3.6GHz… Oops, I broke your CPU! 266 Pausing game until you finish your chores… 267 PI is exactly 3! 268 Pixelshader upgraded to powerpyxelshader… 269 Planet 'Bob'?! Can't we just call it 'Earth'? 270 Please do not feed the dragons! 271 Please insert Sacred CD1 and restart application! …hehe, got you! 272 Please return to your home Sir, this area is under guard! 273 Please stand by for an important announcement. 274 Please turn off your monitor to continue. 275 Please wait… Loading T-Energy… 276 Positioning GPS satellites… Please stand by… 277 Press Alt + F4 for secret weapon. 278 Press any key to continue or other key to quit… 279 Press any key... No, not that one! 280 Press Ctrl-Alt-F4 now for an IQ test. 281 Press F for fast loading now…skipped. Proceeding with slow loading… 282 Press play on tape! 283 Press X to attack and O to jump… 284 Press y+m+q+enter+space with one hand to continue. 285 Purple was here… 286 Randomising constants... 287 Randomising your character's name… 288 Raytracing sunbeams… 289 Reanimating dead monsters… 290 Reassembling mobs… 291 Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists! 292 Reducing character's life points by half… 293 Refilling wyvern pass water bottle… 294 Relax, it's only ones and zeros! 295 Remember rock'n'roll radio… 296 Remember Sacred 1 bug #4624… 297 Removing dead bodies from previous session… 298 Removing your equipment... 299 Reset your char to level 1. There are too many high-level chars online… 300 Reticulating splines, WTH are splines? 301 Reverting to Sacred1… 302 Roses are red, violets are blue, this message could rhyme, but it doesn't… 303 Running voight-kampff test… 304 Sacred2 has been uninstalled successfully…not! 305 Sacred2: the most bug free sacred ever! 306 Save the Earth…it's the only planet with chocolate! 307 Save the Seraphim, save the world! 308 Save the world, eat more goblins! 309 Scanning mail folder…empty… Not even spam mail! 310 Schnieeeeeeeepel! 311 Scroll down the list and choose your favourite silly message. I'm too lazy. 312 Searching for adult filter… 313 Searching for available information on dragons - connecting to Wikipedia… 314 Searching for illegal software… Just kidding! 315 Searching for saved game…not found. Restarting game… 316 Searching for the backstone, please wait! 317 Security device enclosed. 318 Seraphim for President! 319 Shuffling main quest parts… 320 So long, and thanks for all the goblins… 321 So you want to be evil… Well, I can be evil too. Setting enemy level to 999! 322 Sorry, no health potions available. Good luck, nevertheless! 323 Spiderpig, spiderpig… 324 Sponsored by the Umbrella Corporation. 325 Starting your mp3s… Argh, I can't listen to this anymore, go get some new songs! 326 Stop pushing that button! 327 Stop staring at this message or I will stop loading! 328 Stumbling over cables… *WHAM*…done. 329 Stupid is what stupid does. 330 Supplying merchants with useless junk… 331 Swiper no swiping! 332 That'll do pig. That'll do. 333 The game will start when it is ready and not before! 334 The Llama is a lie! 335 The 'No dieing' sign is now on…please plan accordingly… 336 The only trainers you are allowed to use are your trousers! 337 The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens us. 338 The psi corps is your friend, trust the corps! 339 The red pill or the blue pill? 340 The volume goes to eleven! 341 The way to the hidden Mordor area is in the Seraphim library! 342 The…no. A…no…wait, sorry, that one sounded better in my head… 343 There cannot be a crisis today, my schedule is already full. 344 There is a hole…in your mind. 345 There is a light at the end of the tunnel, just pray it's not a train. 346 There is no gas for the chainsaw! 347 There is no spoon! 348 There is too much CPU usage in zlib.dll! 349 There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. 350 There's nothing to see here, go ahead… 351 There's something written about a chance but I don't trust this game... 352 This game never has bugs. It just develops random features! 353 This is not a drill. This is the Apocalypse. Please stay calm and exit the building. 354 This item is not mouseable. 355 This line was left intentionally blank. 356 This may take a while, get yourself some coffee… 357 This message is intended not to be funny. 358 Thou shalt not use the equality operator with floats! 359 To infinity and beyond! 360 To the Petercopter! 361 Today's special: 2 for 1 at the Dragon's Breath inn 362 Transforming your character into a Seraphim... 363 Trust me on this... Don't tickle the dragons! 364 Trust me, it would have never worked between us… 365 Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian'... Sh*t, broke a string... 366 Tuning guitars for 'Blind Guardian'… Oops, dropped the bass… 367 Turn around, I'm behind you! 368 Two beer or not two beer… 369 Two regions are closed for maintenance today. 370 Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left! 371 Understanding is a three edged sword… Our side, their side and the truth! 372 Unloading silly messages, not silly enough! Loading silly messages… 373 Uplink to ISS established, downloading weather forecast… 374 Uploading user fingerprints to NSA computer… 375 Use the mouse, Luke! 376 Video RAM too small, switching to grid display… 377 w00t, high settings? With your computer? ROFL! 378 Wait, your seraphim just broke a fingernail! Call an ambulance! 379 Walking in Ancaria… Brrrzzzlll Gugnir is back! 380 War… War never changes… 381 Warning! CPU temperature reaching critical...shutting system down... 382 Warning! Your computer will self destruct in 5…4…3…2…1…<kaboom> 383 Warning: Don't try this at home! 384 Warning: T-energy breakout detected! 385 Warning…short circuit detected in your Temple Guardian! 386 Wasn't it called 'path of glory' instead of 'path of gory'? 387 Wasting energy, please wait… 388 Wasting some time... 389 We apologise for the fault in the loading screen. The responsible parties have been sacked. 390 We are about to find out if you are a worthy adversary… 391 We didn't lose Vietnam. It was a tie! 392 We don't have bugs, we have dragons! 393 We got ur char. Place 1000000 gold in barrel next 2 the blacksmith, no police! 394 Welcome to Sacred2 30-days trial… Hehe… Just kidding! 395 We'll be right back after this commercial break… 396 We're against individual mounts! Signed: the horses of Ancaria. 397 We're not mental or anything, so don't be afraid… 398 We're working on the documentation… 399 West of house. There is a small mailbox here. Exits are East and South. 400 What are you doing? Stop that! 401 What do you think I am doing? Loading the game? 402 What's that behind you??? 403 When it's done! Got it? 404 When you are leaving, please close the door behind you. 405 Where do you want to kill today? 406 Where's my wand? 407 Who are you? 408 Who is responsible for these silly messages? 409 Who wants to live forever? Well…I wouldn't mind giving it a try! 410 Why can't you name a planet 'Bob'? 411 Wireframe mode activated… 412 Would you like some salt for your Easter egg? 413 Would you like to play a game of...world domination? 414 Would you mind, if I replace the endboss' face with yours? 415 Wrong CD Key… This game will now be locked on this computer forever. 416 Yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but no… 417 Yellow wizard is about to die. 418 Yes we can 419 You are here: X 420 You are the weakest link, goodbye! 421 You can't call a planet 'Bob'!? 422 You did not call in sick just to play this game, now did you? 423 You don't need a mouse, do you? Good, because it did just break… 424 You fight like a dairy farmer! 425 You just can't trust developers these days - they got even the silly messages bugged! 426 You look rather silly staring at this screen… 427 You must return to the beginning of the end… 428 You passed! 429 You really have to find a girlfriend whose name doesn't end with .jpg! 430 You think Sacred2 is going to run on this computer? 431 You won't get this package if you cannot ID yourself! 432 Your computer is now an official part of our world domination plan. Thank you! 433 Your computer is running…you better go chase it. 434 Your computer is your friend… Trust the computer… 435 Your hero does not need food, but you do! 436 Your Oma is now pwned by Studio II! 437 Your skill in reading is increased by one point! 438 Your soundcard sucks, disabling sound forever… 439 You're part of the game now… 440 Yuck, your keyboard is dirty! 441 Yum…I've eaten your character! 442 Ze smelten de kazen! 443 Zulu meditation…
