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== List of inscriptions with the location of the grave and reference ==
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== Location 1 ==
 
 
In the [[Sacred:Braverock Castle|Braverock Castle]] graveyard...
 
In the [[Sacred:Braverock Castle|Braverock Castle]] graveyard...
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Grave
  
 
"Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po... To HELL WITH YOU! ! !" - referring to the Teletubbies characters. Guessing someone at Ascaron didn't like them much.
 
"Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po... To HELL WITH YOU! ! !" - referring to the Teletubbies characters. Guessing someone at Ascaron didn't like them much.
  
== Location 2 ==
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In the [[Sacred:Gloomoore|Gloomoore]] graveyard...
 
In the [[Sacred:Gloomoore|Gloomoore]] graveyard...
  
 
"Snarf"  - referring to the character, Snarf, from the 80's TV cartoon series, Thundercats!
 
"Snarf"  - referring to the character, Snarf, from the 80's TV cartoon series, Thundercats!
  
== Location 3 ==
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== List of unreferenced inscriptions ==
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* Nothing to see here
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* A shroud, whiter than white
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* He was never the life and soul of the party And now he no longer has either
 +
* Note to self: 'Graves are not publicrest rooms'
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* But it looked soooo sweeeet
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* Lobby 10
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* Don't worry, I'll just fix this up in a jiffy
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* Room for one more Room for one more!
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* There will still be a few demons to dispose of later, but at least I will be the new leader!Max Damage Charge AttackUuuuhuuaahh <groan>Aarggh! An intruder! Kill him! Kill him!Vile Ring of the MythsUuuuhuuaahh <groan, yawn>
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* One nut too much insulting a certain Admin
 +
* 'What do you mean that is a real Goblin?'
 +
* 'Just leave a message after the howl, I'll get back to you as soon as possible'
 +
* Wannabe Magician who thought playingwith fire was a good idea
 +
* In memory of S M
 +
* In memory of S M
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* Squirrel Minion turned good
 +
* Don't change the subject, you were supposed to catch the fireball and not use it as a pipe starter
 +
* He just could not accept the hint to stay away from the bar
 +
* Early attempts to construct an automated wagon failed when a tree, that was not there before, got in the way
 +
* Sword Juggling first rule: 'Try tocatch them the right way round'
 +
* The last Troll Ball competition ended rather stiffly for this fan
 +
* There is more to life than to lie in a box 6 foot under
 +
* 'Last time I checked he was a mile away' Halenthal said as he commented on the Orc running towards him
 +
* 'When I said take a break, I did not mean I wanted to break something' she said after a long hike in the hills
 +
* After voting unwanted names for the civilians
 +
* 'Trust me, I can handle this poor lost wolf'
 +
* Xrystal to the Dragon
 +
* And she said; 'I have an idea, lets play catch the goblin'
 +
* And he said: 'Just one more to complete this set'
 +
* 'Since when were you a Healer?'
 +
* Here lies 'Ohhh, flashing red button' - Tim
 +
* Murray
 +
* Krank said: 'Hey they are scared of me'
 +
* I danced right into his arms 'Cept he wasn't who I thought he was Who lets undead into a bar anyway?
 +
* And she said: 'No, no, no You do it like this'
 +
* Ascon
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* Yes, well, thinking you are a bird and leapingoff that cliff didn't make you one
 +
* Zi-a-dane after a close encounter in the end minutes of a Troll Ball Match
 +
* Westka
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* Her last words were: 'I didn't do it, honestly'
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* A M Death of a salesman
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* Who throwsa pebble, I mean come on?!?
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* Grizzly was big like a grizzly, fuzzy like a grizzly, but as soon as he popped that bee's nest for honey he found out he was definitely NOT a grizzly
 +
* 'No, what he said was: What you see is what you get, there was no insider joke'
 +
* The suspect is small, round and has a jolly laugh Uses a hammer freely
 +
* And then he said: 'What did you mean when you said there were only one or two of them'
 +
* Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po to hell with you! ! !
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* (About time too)
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* Just because he called himself Eagle did not mean he could fly!
 +
* 'It calledme a troll first' she said, misinterpreting the warnings and screams of everyone else
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* Dragon, I don't think it's right that you should be so aggressive towards me Can't we talk about this?
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* Go raid treasure chests or something
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*  What was it you said was in this drink again?
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* I don't like the way that fella is looking at me, I only told him to clean his teeth
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* Another brave man who attempted to verify Lexchicky's lack of undergarments and met the business end of a Cuddlebunny's mace
 +
* Of course thewater is deep enough to jump into from this height
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* Make sure you don't forget to make it a tight knot, I don't want this door falling on my head
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* Anyone reading this will awaken the forces of darkness
 +
* This nice spot is reserved for a final opponent
 +
* Stabbed in the back by Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen in a quarrel about 80 Ancarian gold crowns
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* Here lie A'Ndariel, Du'Riel, Mephistopheles, Di'Abilo and Ba-al (please do not open)
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* Moz
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* Here Lies Bart, He DID have a cow man!
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* We were lucky enough to close this one don't open it please!
 +
* Approaching that horse from behind was not a good idea
 +
* Hey can I haveone of those 'Schniepel' things?
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* There and at some point hopefully back again
 +
* You got it all wrong, you use the sword like this
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* Oh no, not again!
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* I was young and needed the money
 +
* Diedemus took the joke a little too seriously when I said that catching a spear in the forehead was fun
 +
* The Magicians' Guild thanks the family, particular the wife and children, for donating this guinea pig
 +
* He came, he sought and found a tunnel of light
 +
* Here lies Hatu-Ni, the Orc chef, who lived before the gates of Ascar-Dur
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* Have you no respect?
 +
* In order to activate the ultimate cheat of void, go to DOS and type format c: and press ENTER
 +
* Hatu-Ni should never have tried her own food
 +
* Note to self: 'Don't accept dinnerinvitations from Vampires'
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* Here lies A R Malion
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* no Pillip (or something like that)
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* And there he thought playing hide-and-seek in a spider cave was a good idea
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* Psst no one here, nothing to see, go away!
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* Of course those green things are in actual fact children in green clothing
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* He did not want to be the one to test the latest 'Spell of Shieldwall' but it was done anyway
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* You consider yourself an architect or why are you looking into my grave?
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* Thank you but no, I do not require a newly decorated grave
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* The body has been separated from the soul, for security reasons Which bit is buried here?
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* This is not a grave, in actual fact it is a test of curiosity which you have just failed
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* Ogan, Artist of Bellevue
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* Markus 'Not without my GeForce' Reiser
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* I can think of many other better things to do with my life
 +
* Michel 'I read Concept-Scrolls' van Berg
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* Alexander 'Now if I just pull this lever' van James W
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* Here lies Ericus Can-Tona, in his days he was a star
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* This is the tomb of Gor-Dons Br-Owns, took so many taxes, he made us frown
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* Jason of the Price
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* Grave, a final frontier
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* You are Corpse Nr 172, congratulations youhave won an all inclusive trip to Isselhorst
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* Here rests AJW&  we dug as deep as we could!
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* In memory of 'I will drink whatever you pour into my glass' - Irina
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* Mario 'Dragons are not a challenge' Endlich
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* Marcus, builder of worlds
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* Marc, creator of the world
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* Come to 'Grave Booking Inc' where we offer a special 'Buy one get one free deal'
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* and forgot she was not a toy
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* Britte, Charburner of Hedgenton (South)
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* Michael, Charburner of Hedgenton (North)
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* His last words: 'Interesting, I always wondered what the Dragon stomach looked like from the inside'
 +
* Here rests 'How cute, a baby dragon, where are your friends?' - Tim
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* And he engraved 'I was here' into the Golem
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* Roger 'I would never swindle' Swindells
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* Public notice: 'Goblins are not pets to be house trained'
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* 'Just call me the dam fixer'
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* Alan "I didn't add this to my list of things to do" Wild
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* Liane Welp, lived, farmed, died
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* had a little snare
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*  'Its ok, I took the label off, should be fine now,' he said
 +
* Peter Patrick of Colins found what he was not looking for It made him as happyas a stiffy
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* Lezenko
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* Snarf
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* Belxjander, I swear I should not use Linu-ix that often
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* Nicole
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* Eanith
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* Keimax
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* Note to self: 'Attending a Dragon Convention should not be taken to heart'
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* Here lies TheHangedMan who lived in a place where his name had meaning
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* Ingo Bertram
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* Here lies the evidence
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* Here lies Peter, who tried to balance the unbalancable
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*  Obviously they where
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* He knew none of them
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* Something DO come from waiting
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* So leave it alone!
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* Who were the heroes, fallen in conflict?
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* Wish YOU were here
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* Peter Wild, lying asleep, "This isn't my bed, it's far too deep!"
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* Nice, exclusive room, fresh air and my pillowwas where?
 +
* Mario Endlich
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* But I wanted to be cremated
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* Blackstaff came, Blackstaff went, to download heaven, he was sent
 +
* 'Ok so I drank your 'magic' potion that's supposed to make all my problems go away, now what?'
 +
* Reserved for my beloved wife
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* 'I am telling you, I had nothing to do with it'
 +
* Here lay the trollsThe human kind that hang on the forums
 +
* So I tried to fake my death but I don't deserve this treatment!
 +
* Resurrected again, but alas a sniper-arrow wrapped with the note 'That's for closing my thread!' laid him low once more
 +
* Note to parents: Don't name your child after something that sounds like a growl, it could be the death of them
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* Moya
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* No I do not need another make-over!
 +
* Find all the graves and get a special reward!
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* Famous last words: 'C++ Runtime Error'
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* Format C: should not be taken literally
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* Death - Nature's way of saying "Slow down, you're doing too much
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* Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, that's a troll?
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* Mass grave for all erased Betatest-characters
 +
* The bodies of those that will not be missed
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* Eerazor, slayer of green 'Schniepel' fanatics
 +
* Here lies Ingo the Drillmaster, finally drilled to death
 +
* And he said 'Are Dragons tickly under their feet?'
 +
* Vin Dows - never a stable man who only saw blue in the end
 +
* Beta Patch 17 Release 39
 +
* The good of the many do seem to outweigh the need of the one
 +
* I still can't believe it's all over!
 +
* If you are reading this, you should be ashamed of yourself Go do something useful!
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* Elvis
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* Ok, joke is over, let me out now!
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* Dolly B Special Grave
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* Can't we talk about this like normal people?
 +
* Inst Aller, output problem unknown
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* 'I really hate it when that happens' he said
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* Beta-Grave-Testers welcome!
 +
* 'Lemme just see what happens when I put this inhere' he said
 +
* Here lies Mattius of Zero who wanted to be the One
 +
* Horses looked like pigs
 +
* How the devil should I know how to fix this?
 +
* Character could not cause damage
 +
* A pink elephant
 +
* 'It could be worse' she said
 +
* 'Where in Ancaria's name did that thing come from' he shoutedin the bitter end
 +
* 'It takes a second to reload, what more do you want?' the Mage protested
 +
* 'Now here, in the wilderness, we have our first encounter with something they call a Harpy' she said as she led the biology class out for a field trip
 +
* The Jester did not realize it was a real 16-Ton weight
 +
* Lightning and trees just do NOT go together
 +
* Karl Ranseier
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* Note to self: Jumping off a mountain without a soft place to land is not a good idea
 +
* 'Playing catch with a dragon that was a REALLY good idea'
 +
* Rumors of my death are greatly overestimated!
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* He was told he would meet an untimely death if he was serious about that relationship of his with that strange pale looking woman
 +
*  Alas, he did not know his followers were all colorblind
 +
* Never tell krank you ran out of ice-cubes This man did
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* Other appointments on request
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* 'Looking for part-time job, spit all the time, every time'
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* Nr 5
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* 'Engage!' he said
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* Grave INC
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* 'No, not that one!'
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* Speak to the grave, the face does not want to hear it!
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* 'The rudeness and ignorance of some people is bloody amazing'
 +
* This is really your last warning, stop opening the Graves!
 +
* and now his grave is closed
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* 'This is what I mean about being different'
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* The Dragon that he fed, was the cause he's dead
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* 'Iam telling you, this is what I mean about arrogance, he never listened' he claimed while trying to convince an Orc to play nice
 +
* Unlike Bugs Bunny, Savior was too inept to fool Elmer the Wabbit slayer
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* 'This was not the end we agreed on!'
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* I am here, now what?
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* The Rat Dog overestimated himself while trying to bite the ankle of a Dragon
 +
* Why is it so hot all of a sudden
 +
* 'What do you mean they are not really pixels?'
 +
* How were we to know he wasn't a REAL pinata and that the bats would hurt?
 +
* Lars 'That was not in the Concept' Berenbrinker
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* Famous last words: 'Don't tell me what I can and can't do'
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* Famous last words: 'Time to kick some Goblin butt'
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* What the
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* 'You see, this is what makes me different' he said
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* The idea was to get ON the horse, not UNDER it
 +
* Is it me or has something strange happened?
 +
* 'What you mean that club was real?'
 +
* Steffen 'IcePhantom' D and Julia 'Butterfliege' H  - And she said "I don't have long fingernails& "
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* Sebastian  Yakko  Zhorel  -  Never give up!
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* Fox2405  -  In memory of Mangar and Lagoth Zanta Beat you and ended up here
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* Sir Richfield  -  'Do I look like a hammer swinger?'
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* 'The Dragons have calmed down, you can go in now'
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* Fastjack - Sacred Forum Office Please leave bread and water on the grave stone provided
 +
* Lady - Famous last words: 'Dragon-fire? What dragon-fire??
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* Gamefaq    He who finds a bug can keep it Nofeeding them though!  Had I only known in advance
 +
* Uwe  Durendal  Schrder  - 'They shot the wrong Beatle!'
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* Robin -  who got lost in Sherwood
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* Oliver  Vendetta  Kahrau -  Pikes turned out to be too weak after all
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* Sebastian  Totti' Klocke - 'Another Mage in Paradise!'
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* Christian  Laurelin  Loch    Don't attack the wolves! They appear to be harmless
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* LesserHellspawn - 'A spawn from hell was reduced to lesser quality grave fillings& '
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* Sebastian  alfi  Alfers - 'Here lies his Wood-Elf, caught and sentenced to life imprisonment inside of a grave due to excessive speeding'
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* Steffen  Rhion  Bhre  'Death is a door, time is a window, I shall return!'
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* Bernd  Freebyte  Hohmann - 'My mercy is full? I will split your skull!'
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* Katja  Berenike  Fischer - The little Angel ;-)
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* Christian  Zeitgeist  Handwerk -  Here I AM The hell-raiser-in-chief, the rebel-rouser and the master of darkness
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* Andreas 'Darky' Gottwald,  Those who die early, remain dead longer 
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* Shadow - 'A shadow of one's self '
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*  Adorno  -  What does health have anything to do with it? It does not save you from being stupid!
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* Michael  Qestraal  Andrew - 'Here lies Qestraal&  I finally spelled it right!'
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* Jukka  Savior82  Peltola - 'Wabbit season!'
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* Mattias_C - 'Here lies Mattias_C who had far too many doughnuts'
 +
* LibertyRogue13 - 'Here lies JB, after untold hours of testing and play, he forgot to feed and wasted away'
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* Mario  Mozgy  Mikocevic - 'life# kill -9 1'
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* Carolyn  DaGirl Hacker - DaGirl took testing the absence of a survival bonus to a whole new level by telling herself  I am gameplay testing with 0 SB
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* Halenthal - 'After finding fame and fortune in Port Royale, Halenthal visited Tortuga where he met his end at the hands of a pirate hunter in the pay of a wealthy patrician'
 +
* Krank - 'Which version are we on now?'
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* Huron Blackheart -  If I had a nickel for every time he told me that  after being told the screenshots will come soon
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* Wim Striker  Oversteyns - 'Here lies Striker, at the end he was too short'
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* Jeroen  Raisor  Laureyssens - 'Playing trollball without the understanding of goblin rules was not such a good idea& '
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* Janne  Beldin  Karttunen - Modem $%$$!
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* Norbert Zlots - 'He's one tough cookie to slug it out with now'
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* Mirko  Eerazor  Worsley - 'The one who drove his slaves just a bit too far off the edge'
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* Striker - 'Lost the 'Who is shorter?' competition with a goblin and lost his head'
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* Raisor - 'Assuming a Goblin leg is a green Ha'Tu'Ni sausage did not make things better for him'
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* Christiane 'Criosa' Clarenbach
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* ZigFive  -  'Zig only reached the age of five, and stopped aging'
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* Stefan 'Nameless_One' Balzer
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* Chaliux  - 'Death is just another path One that we all must take'
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* 'Baumeister Apprentice out of Darkend'
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* 'His lip was sharper than his understanding'
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* 'The wrong place at the wrong time'
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* 'His name is Jack, and this is his box'
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* Sweety - 'The sweetest dutch lady since the invention of chocolate'
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* 'The forgotten protector of Ancaria and former master smith'
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* 'Playing football with a goblin head made him rather unpopular& '
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* for today& '
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* 'Lost balance in the end& '
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* Death was Nature's way of telling him to slow down
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* I want to be a pirate!
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* Tea time!
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* Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive
 +
* He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it
 +
* This is the result of an addicted Betatester
 +
* Famous last words of a programmer, "Damn, my brain has a fatal error"
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* Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
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* Badger badger badger&  mushrooms
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* The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out of a window
 +
* Stefan S - still waiting for Binky
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* SQUEAK?
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* Bones for sale&  bones for sale!
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* Attack After you!
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* The report of my death was an exaggeration
 +
* He who runs away lives to die another day
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* I can't afford to die, I'd lose too much money
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* Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
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* Waaasssssuuuuupp?
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* This is the real Underworld
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* It is keeping me sane - AEW
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* These 'bugs' get everywhe&  aaaaaaah'
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* You can run and you can hide but you will never get away alive
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* I am living in a box
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* The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
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* You won't catch me alive
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* Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
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* Size DOES matter!
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* Thieves respect property - they merely wish the property to become their property that they may better respect it
 +
* Truth is sacred and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it
 +
* It will only take so many facts, and then it will go into overload and blow up
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* Every time I learn something new, something old disappears to make room for it
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* and her eyes
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* With a fax
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* Oh Alan - we still wanted more!
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* Goblins here, goblins there, pesky goblins everywhere&
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* B-e-a-utiful
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* Right next to mine
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* Open at your own risk
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* Waterspout
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* I recommend the route across Faeries Crossing into the Barony of Mascarell Shaddar's Tower
 +
* He was too slow!
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* Wasn't me!
 +
* We died for the swarm
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* The clamps were too tight, he later discovered
 +
* Kleb-Dracad - Black Adder
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* If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
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* Schizophrenic? Me? No, we're not
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* CENSORED!
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* D E Sign - He wanted more features
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* Long lost and never recovered
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* And then there was silence!
 +
* They didn't need him anymore
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* May he not rest at all!
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* He who dies early is dead for a long time
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* His motto was: Live hard - die young!
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* Don't even think about it
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* I'll be back!
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* There's all hell loose down here
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* If Master Nuke-Nuke could Nuke Nuk-Nuks,how many Nuk-Nuks could a Nuke-Nuke Nuk-Nuk Nuker Nuke?
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* Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
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* But the gravestones made flee him in fear
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* No one is missing me&  *cry*
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* Count me out!
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* Quiet up there!
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* Read more books!
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* and considerably easier to write with
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* Death is just the beginning!
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* Never too young to die
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* Game Over
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* Stop staring!
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* Leave me alone!
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* Yes, you stay right above me&
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* Don't think you are&  know you are!
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* Mummy TV
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* The old buildserver is resting here
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* God heals and the doctor takes the fee
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* All I will say is when I go, they go too
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* I'm not afraid to die I just don't want to be there when it happens
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* If you cannot get rid of the family skeletons, you may as well make them dance
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* Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it
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* Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
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* The only completely consistent people are the dead
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* 30 End
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* For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow&  but phone calls taper off
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* If you are reading this gravestone, could you please adjust the date?
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* Who in their right mind designs a square world?! I feel like a 3D corpse in a 2D grave
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* Dead Simply dead
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* Several monsters
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* For rent&  0-800-DEATH
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* Three legs, four arms and one head
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* Have you ever seen a big dwarf?
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* Raziel - too late again
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* A strange glimmer is blinding thee
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* Of series II
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* Will ever have heard!
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* At least this time she wasn't ginger
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* &  Alas for poor old worn-out Tim!
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* It beggars belief how he seldom chucked
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* His charity hair still unwaxed
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* However, death doesn't get worse every year
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* Rideg Stumel - Midgets Rule
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* Thar Eross - Short Arse
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* Kabelrinte - Ankle Biter
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* Thodram Amfist - I'm Short and Fat
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* Goilomn Gilisfon - Gim1i 50n Of G10in
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* Dralkcib - Baldrick
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* Relmin - Merlin
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* D'Brae'Sineltei - Daniel Seibert
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* J'Dahn'Nielo - Daniel John
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* E'sal Hy-Lef - Faye's Hell
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* Arhles Twag - Helga's Wrath
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* Raane - Aarne
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* Solwemyr - M Worsely
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* Ettol'Rahc-Notwen - Charlotte Newton
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* Fadalmar - Ralf Adam
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* What happens if you strap toast to the back of a falling cat?
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* If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization
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* People often say that motivation doesn't last Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily
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* Us no more
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* Wickesy's imagination and inspiration lie here Idle
 +
* Delta 351: "Give us another clue, we have digital watches!"
 +
* It was the dying I couldn't take
 +
* Death really hates that!
 +
* When a thief kisses you, count your teeth
 +
* A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a snake
 +
* Consistency - anyone!?
 +
* No, it's The Localizer!
 +
* The Localizer - "just quickly (TM)"
 +
* It's just a mossy grave
 +
* Nothing to see here but a few old bones
 +
* Dark and damp, not the most pleasant of sleeping arrangements
 +
* The gravestone is covered in lichen
 +
* This gravestone is illegible
 +
* The writing on this gravestone has worn away with time
 +
* They said it was safe&
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* When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing
 +
* The person you have called is temporarily unavailable&
 +
* Your order please
 +
* Phew! Someone around here needs a mint, and it's not me
 +
* I'm important and busy&  who's there?
 +
* Yes, this is a gravestone, now move on
 +
* BOO! Scared, huh?
 +
* Ohh, you brought me some flowers?
 +
* Hello World!
 +
* Stop trampling on my grave or I will come and haunt your house
 +
* As seldom she slept before - alone!
 +
* Bob the squirrel
 +
* Famous last words: 'Ahh the medicine I have been waiting for'
 +
* The NPC job market is currently undergoing a crisis
 +
* My wife rests here, her time is past, and I have got some peace at last
 +
* Alone? Need friends? Never fear, your new buddies are here
 +
* A frequent user of the 'Kill monsters, get experience points for free' wanted to get a final deal
 +
*  since I am not going to make much use of mounted close combat, I shall make do withlevel 3 skills or something similar
 +
* Of course I love to play 'Hunt the Dragon'
 +
* (Macabre and Public Resting Advertising Agency)
 +
* 'I never said I wanted the free 'Stab-Ye-Ol-Self-Sword' that way,' he said
 +
* No, you don't
 +
* Just one more and I reach the next level of enlightenment
 +
* If he hadn't tripped he would not be lying here
 +
* And she spoke: You call THAT a dagger? '
 +
* True strength is not always expressed as aggression But running away was a really stupid idea Anyone who believes that project managers manage projects believes that pharmacists farm
 +
* Ralph Roder
 +
* Celal Kandemiroglu
 +
* Daniel Balster
 +
* Christian Franke
 +
* Holger Flttmann
 +
* Peter Luber
 +
* Markus Hublein
 +
* Michel Dumont
 +
* Ingo Biermann
 +
* Lars Hammer
 +
* Roger Boerdijk
 +
* Steve Manekeller
 +
* Cosmin Bulau
 +
* Hans-Arno Wegner
 +
* Franz Stradal
 +
* Aarne Jungerberg
 +
* Michael T Bhatty
 +
* Alan Wild
 +
* Mirko Worsley
 +
* Christian Altrogge
 +
* Dirk Niestadtktter
 +
* Jens Blome
 +
* Ramses Schiller
 +
* Stephan Drews
 +
* Sebastian Henke
 +
* Sebastian Walter
 +
* Dirk Schumacher
 +
* Frank Lunnebach
 +
* Ronald Rehm
 +
* Marc Oberhuser
 +
* Markus Boltersdorf
 +
* Markus Reiser
 +
* Henno Hobein
 +
* Dag Winderlich
 +
* Andy Maes
 +
* Lars Berenbrinker
 +
* Torsten Allard
 +
* Raphael Dumont
 +
* 'Stand here?' - we laughed
 +
* He did not realize what was meant by 'Permanent Resident' until it was too late
 +
* No mountain too high, no grave too deep
 +
* 'Look at me, I am a star!'
 +
* Dig'em Fill'em - We dig them, you fill them
 +
* Note to self: Acting with live props is not a good idea
 +
* Here lies Ati, the cartographer, who got caught in the net of limbo
 +
* 'I would rather die than marry the likes of her' he said
 +
* That's the magic of being held by a hill giant after insulting its mother
 +
* Here lies a pirate copier
 +
* 'Deeper, Wider, Stiffer' Funeral Parlor
 +
* 'What spider?' he said
 +
* 'Ohhh a Pain +400 percent Item'
 +
* Bugnote 96524:Keyboard error, press F1 to continue
 +
* Gravemaster XXXXII
 +
* Luis Cypher
 +
* And this time, you're staying put
 +
* Press CTRL + ALT + DELETE to obtain a specialone-way-ticket
 +
* Press ALT+F4 to go back to basics
 +
* 0800-G-R-A-V-E-F-O-R-Y-O-U
 +
* Look there is nothing to see here!
 +
* Some 'I love Graves' person took his hobby a little too seriously
 +
* Erected by the 'Deeper, Wider, Stiffer' Funeral Parlor
 +
* The operation waiting list is getting shorter
 +
* Heart Donor
 +
* He needed deeper insights
 +
* 'Is that edible?'
 +
* He obviously had the right stiff
 +
* Custom Headstones INC
 +
* Well now, that was easy
 +
* The body of a woman
 +
* The body of a man

Latest revision as of 15:07, 11 February 2023

List of inscriptions with the location of the grave and reference

In the Braverock Castle graveyard...

Grave

"Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po... To HELL WITH YOU! ! !" - referring to the Teletubbies characters. Guessing someone at Ascaron didn't like them much.


In the Gloomoore graveyard...

"Snarf" - referring to the character, Snarf, from the 80's TV cartoon series, Thundercats!


List of unreferenced inscriptions

  • Nothing to see here
  • A shroud, whiter than white
  • He was never the life and soul of the party And now he no longer has either
  • Note to self: 'Graves are not publicrest rooms'
  • But it looked soooo sweeeet
  • Lobby 10
  • Don't worry, I'll just fix this up in a jiffy
  • Room for one more Room for one more!
  • There will still be a few demons to dispose of later, but at least I will be the new leader!Max Damage Charge AttackUuuuhuuaahh <groan>Aarggh! An intruder! Kill him! Kill him!Vile Ring of the MythsUuuuhuuaahh <groan, yawn>
  • One nut too much insulting a certain Admin
  • 'What do you mean that is a real Goblin?'
  • 'Just leave a message after the howl, I'll get back to you as soon as possible'
  • Wannabe Magician who thought playingwith fire was a good idea
  • In memory of S M
  • In memory of S M
  • Squirrel Minion turned good
  • Don't change the subject, you were supposed to catch the fireball and not use it as a pipe starter
  • He just could not accept the hint to stay away from the bar
  • Early attempts to construct an automated wagon failed when a tree, that was not there before, got in the way
  • Sword Juggling first rule: 'Try tocatch them the right way round'
  • The last Troll Ball competition ended rather stiffly for this fan
  • There is more to life than to lie in a box 6 foot under
  • 'Last time I checked he was a mile away' Halenthal said as he commented on the Orc running towards him
  • 'When I said take a break, I did not mean I wanted to break something' she said after a long hike in the hills
  • After voting unwanted names for the civilians
  • 'Trust me, I can handle this poor lost wolf'
  • Xrystal to the Dragon
  • And she said; 'I have an idea, lets play catch the goblin'
  • And he said: 'Just one more to complete this set'
  • 'Since when were you a Healer?'
  • Here lies 'Ohhh, flashing red button' - Tim
  • Murray
  • Krank said: 'Hey they are scared of me'
  • I danced right into his arms 'Cept he wasn't who I thought he was Who lets undead into a bar anyway?
  • And she said: 'No, no, no You do it like this'
  • Ascon
  • Yes, well, thinking you are a bird and leapingoff that cliff didn't make you one
  • Zi-a-dane after a close encounter in the end minutes of a Troll Ball Match
  • Westka
  • Her last words were: 'I didn't do it, honestly'
  • A M Death of a salesman
  • Who throwsa pebble, I mean come on?!?
  • Grizzly was big like a grizzly, fuzzy like a grizzly, but as soon as he popped that bee's nest for honey he found out he was definitely NOT a grizzly
  • 'No, what he said was: What you see is what you get, there was no insider joke'
  • The suspect is small, round and has a jolly laugh Uses a hammer freely
  • And then he said: 'What did you mean when you said there were only one or two of them'
  • Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, Po to hell with you! ! !
  • (About time too)
  • Just because he called himself Eagle did not mean he could fly!
  • 'It calledme a troll first' she said, misinterpreting the warnings and screams of everyone else
  • Dragon, I don't think it's right that you should be so aggressive towards me Can't we talk about this?
  • Go raid treasure chests or something
  • What was it you said was in this drink again?
  • I don't like the way that fella is looking at me, I only told him to clean his teeth
  • Another brave man who attempted to verify Lexchicky's lack of undergarments and met the business end of a Cuddlebunny's mace
  • Of course thewater is deep enough to jump into from this height
  • Make sure you don't forget to make it a tight knot, I don't want this door falling on my head
  • Anyone reading this will awaken the forces of darkness
  • This nice spot is reserved for a final opponent
  • Stabbed in the back by Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen in a quarrel about 80 Ancarian gold crowns
  • Here lie A'Ndariel, Du'Riel, Mephistopheles, Di'Abilo and Ba-al (please do not open)
  • Moz
  • Here Lies Bart, He DID have a cow man!
  • We were lucky enough to close this one don't open it please!
  • Approaching that horse from behind was not a good idea
  • Hey can I haveone of those 'Schniepel' things?
  • There and at some point hopefully back again
  • You got it all wrong, you use the sword like this
  • Oh no, not again!
  • I was young and needed the money
  • Diedemus took the joke a little too seriously when I said that catching a spear in the forehead was fun
  • The Magicians' Guild thanks the family, particular the wife and children, for donating this guinea pig
  • He came, he sought and found a tunnel of light
  • Here lies Hatu-Ni, the Orc chef, who lived before the gates of Ascar-Dur
  • Have you no respect?
  • In order to activate the ultimate cheat of void, go to DOS and type format c: and press ENTER
  • Hatu-Ni should never have tried her own food
  • Note to self: 'Don't accept dinnerinvitations from Vampires'
  • Here lies A R Malion
  • no Pillip (or something like that)
  • And there he thought playing hide-and-seek in a spider cave was a good idea
  • Psst no one here, nothing to see, go away!
  • Of course those green things are in actual fact children in green clothing
  • He did not want to be the one to test the latest 'Spell of Shieldwall' but it was done anyway
  • You consider yourself an architect or why are you looking into my grave?
  • Thank you but no, I do not require a newly decorated grave
  • The body has been separated from the soul, for security reasons Which bit is buried here?
  • This is not a grave, in actual fact it is a test of curiosity which you have just failed
  • Ogan, Artist of Bellevue
  • Markus 'Not without my GeForce' Reiser
  • I can think of many other better things to do with my life
  • Michel 'I read Concept-Scrolls' van Berg
  • Alexander 'Now if I just pull this lever' van James W
  • Here lies Ericus Can-Tona, in his days he was a star
  • This is the tomb of Gor-Dons Br-Owns, took so many taxes, he made us frown
  • Jason of the Price
  • Grave, a final frontier
  • You are Corpse Nr 172, congratulations youhave won an all inclusive trip to Isselhorst
  • Here rests AJW& we dug as deep as we could!
  • In memory of 'I will drink whatever you pour into my glass' - Irina
  • Mario 'Dragons are not a challenge' Endlich
  • Marcus, builder of worlds
  • Marc, creator of the world
  • Come to 'Grave Booking Inc' where we offer a special 'Buy one get one free deal'
  • and forgot she was not a toy
  • Britte, Charburner of Hedgenton (South)
  • Michael, Charburner of Hedgenton (North)
  • His last words: 'Interesting, I always wondered what the Dragon stomach looked like from the inside'
  • Here rests 'How cute, a baby dragon, where are your friends?' - Tim
  • And he engraved 'I was here' into the Golem
  • Roger 'I would never swindle' Swindells
  • Public notice: 'Goblins are not pets to be house trained'
  • 'Just call me the dam fixer'
  • Alan "I didn't add this to my list of things to do" Wild
  • Liane Welp, lived, farmed, died
  • had a little snare
  • 'Its ok, I took the label off, should be fine now,' he said
  • Peter Patrick of Colins found what he was not looking for It made him as happyas a stiffy
  • Lezenko
  • Snarf
  • Belxjander, I swear I should not use Linu-ix that often
  • Nicole
  • Eanith
  • Keimax
  • Note to self: 'Attending a Dragon Convention should not be taken to heart'
  • Here lies TheHangedMan who lived in a place where his name had meaning
  • Ingo Bertram
  • Here lies the evidence
  • Here lies Peter, who tried to balance the unbalancable
  • Obviously they where
  • He knew none of them
  • Something DO come from waiting
  • So leave it alone!
  • Who were the heroes, fallen in conflict?
  • Wish YOU were here
  • Peter Wild, lying asleep, "This isn't my bed, it's far too deep!"
  • Nice, exclusive room, fresh air and my pillowwas where?
  • Mario Endlich
  • But I wanted to be cremated
  • Blackstaff came, Blackstaff went, to download heaven, he was sent
  • 'Ok so I drank your 'magic' potion that's supposed to make all my problems go away, now what?'
  • Reserved for my beloved wife
  • 'I am telling you, I had nothing to do with it'
  • Here lay the trollsThe human kind that hang on the forums
  • So I tried to fake my death but I don't deserve this treatment!
  • Resurrected again, but alas a sniper-arrow wrapped with the note 'That's for closing my thread!' laid him low once more
  • Note to parents: Don't name your child after something that sounds like a growl, it could be the death of them
  • Moya
  • No I do not need another make-over!
  • Find all the graves and get a special reward!
  • Famous last words: 'C++ Runtime Error'
  • Format C: should not be taken literally
  • Death - Nature's way of saying "Slow down, you're doing too much
  • Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, that's a troll?
  • Mass grave for all erased Betatest-characters
  • The bodies of those that will not be missed
  • Eerazor, slayer of green 'Schniepel' fanatics
  • Here lies Ingo the Drillmaster, finally drilled to death
  • And he said 'Are Dragons tickly under their feet?'
  • Vin Dows - never a stable man who only saw blue in the end
  • Beta Patch 17 Release 39
  • The good of the many do seem to outweigh the need of the one
  • I still can't believe it's all over!
  • If you are reading this, you should be ashamed of yourself Go do something useful!
  • Elvis
  • Ok, joke is over, let me out now!
  • Dolly B Special Grave
  • Can't we talk about this like normal people?
  • Inst Aller, output problem unknown
  • 'I really hate it when that happens' he said
  • Beta-Grave-Testers welcome!
  • 'Lemme just see what happens when I put this inhere' he said
  • Here lies Mattius of Zero who wanted to be the One
  • Horses looked like pigs
  • How the devil should I know how to fix this?
  • Character could not cause damage
  • A pink elephant
  • 'It could be worse' she said
  • 'Where in Ancaria's name did that thing come from' he shoutedin the bitter end
  • 'It takes a second to reload, what more do you want?' the Mage protested
  • 'Now here, in the wilderness, we have our first encounter with something they call a Harpy' she said as she led the biology class out for a field trip
  • The Jester did not realize it was a real 16-Ton weight
  • Lightning and trees just do NOT go together
  • Karl Ranseier
  • Note to self: Jumping off a mountain without a soft place to land is not a good idea
  • 'Playing catch with a dragon that was a REALLY good idea'
  • Rumors of my death are greatly overestimated!
  • He was told he would meet an untimely death if he was serious about that relationship of his with that strange pale looking woman
  • Alas, he did not know his followers were all colorblind
  • Never tell krank you ran out of ice-cubes This man did
  • Other appointments on request
  • 'Looking for part-time job, spit all the time, every time'
  • Nr 5
  • 'Engage!' he said
  • Grave INC
  • 'No, not that one!'
  • Speak to the grave, the face does not want to hear it!
  • 'The rudeness and ignorance of some people is bloody amazing'
  • This is really your last warning, stop opening the Graves!
  • and now his grave is closed
  • 'This is what I mean about being different'
  • The Dragon that he fed, was the cause he's dead
  • 'Iam telling you, this is what I mean about arrogance, he never listened' he claimed while trying to convince an Orc to play nice
  • Unlike Bugs Bunny, Savior was too inept to fool Elmer the Wabbit slayer
  • 'This was not the end we agreed on!'
  • I am here, now what?
  • The Rat Dog overestimated himself while trying to bite the ankle of a Dragon
  • Why is it so hot all of a sudden
  • 'What do you mean they are not really pixels?'
  • How were we to know he wasn't a REAL pinata and that the bats would hurt?
  • Lars 'That was not in the Concept' Berenbrinker
  • Famous last words: 'Don't tell me what I can and can't do'
  • Famous last words: 'Time to kick some Goblin butt'
  • What the
  • 'You see, this is what makes me different' he said
  • The idea was to get ON the horse, not UNDER it
  • Is it me or has something strange happened?
  • 'What you mean that club was real?'
  • Steffen 'IcePhantom' D and Julia 'Butterfliege' H - And she said "I don't have long fingernails& "
  • Sebastian Yakko Zhorel - Never give up!
  • Fox2405 - In memory of Mangar and Lagoth Zanta Beat you and ended up here
  • Sir Richfield - 'Do I look like a hammer swinger?'
  • 'The Dragons have calmed down, you can go in now'
  • Fastjack - Sacred Forum Office Please leave bread and water on the grave stone provided
  • Lady - Famous last words: 'Dragon-fire? What dragon-fire??
  • Gamefaq He who finds a bug can keep it Nofeeding them though! Had I only known in advance
  • Uwe Durendal Schrder - 'They shot the wrong Beatle!'
  • Robin - who got lost in Sherwood
  • Oliver Vendetta Kahrau - Pikes turned out to be too weak after all
  • Sebastian Totti' Klocke - 'Another Mage in Paradise!'
  • Christian Laurelin Loch Don't attack the wolves! They appear to be harmless
  • LesserHellspawn - 'A spawn from hell was reduced to lesser quality grave fillings& '
  • Sebastian alfi Alfers - 'Here lies his Wood-Elf, caught and sentenced to life imprisonment inside of a grave due to excessive speeding'
  • Steffen Rhion Bhre 'Death is a door, time is a window, I shall return!'
  • Bernd Freebyte Hohmann - 'My mercy is full? I will split your skull!'
  • Katja Berenike Fischer - The little Angel ;-)
  • Christian Zeitgeist Handwerk - Here I AM The hell-raiser-in-chief, the rebel-rouser and the master of darkness
  • Andreas 'Darky' Gottwald, Those who die early, remain dead longer
  • Shadow - 'A shadow of one's self '
  • Adorno - What does health have anything to do with it? It does not save you from being stupid!
  • Michael Qestraal Andrew - 'Here lies Qestraal& I finally spelled it right!'
  • Jukka Savior82 Peltola - 'Wabbit season!'
  • Mattias_C - 'Here lies Mattias_C who had far too many doughnuts'
  • LibertyRogue13 - 'Here lies JB, after untold hours of testing and play, he forgot to feed and wasted away'
  • Mario Mozgy Mikocevic - 'life# kill -9 1'
  • Carolyn DaGirl Hacker - DaGirl took testing the absence of a survival bonus to a whole new level by telling herself I am gameplay testing with 0 SB
  • Halenthal - 'After finding fame and fortune in Port Royale, Halenthal visited Tortuga where he met his end at the hands of a pirate hunter in the pay of a wealthy patrician'
  • Krank - 'Which version are we on now?'
  • Huron Blackheart - If I had a nickel for every time he told me that after being told the screenshots will come soon
  • Wim Striker Oversteyns - 'Here lies Striker, at the end he was too short'
  • Jeroen Raisor Laureyssens - 'Playing trollball without the understanding of goblin rules was not such a good idea& '
  • Janne Beldin Karttunen - Modem $%$$!
  • Norbert Zlots - 'He's one tough cookie to slug it out with now'
  • Mirko Eerazor Worsley - 'The one who drove his slaves just a bit too far off the edge'
  • Striker - 'Lost the 'Who is shorter?' competition with a goblin and lost his head'
  • Raisor - 'Assuming a Goblin leg is a green Ha'Tu'Ni sausage did not make things better for him'
  • Christiane 'Criosa' Clarenbach
  • ZigFive - 'Zig only reached the age of five, and stopped aging'
  • Stefan 'Nameless_One' Balzer
  • Chaliux - 'Death is just another path One that we all must take'
  • 'Baumeister Apprentice out of Darkend'
  • 'His lip was sharper than his understanding'
  • 'The wrong place at the wrong time'
  • 'His name is Jack, and this is his box'
  • Sweety - 'The sweetest dutch lady since the invention of chocolate'
  • 'The forgotten protector of Ancaria and former master smith'
  • 'Playing football with a goblin head made him rather unpopular& '
  • for today& '
  • 'Lost balance in the end& '
  • Death was Nature's way of telling him to slow down
  • I want to be a pirate!
  • Tea time!
  • Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive
  • He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it
  • This is the result of an addicted Betatester
  • Famous last words of a programmer, "Damn, my brain has a fatal error"
  • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
  • Badger badger badger& mushrooms
  • The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out of a window
  • Stefan S - still waiting for Binky
  • SQUEAK?
  • Bones for sale& bones for sale!
  • Attack After you!
  • The report of my death was an exaggeration
  • He who runs away lives to die another day
  • I can't afford to die, I'd lose too much money
  • Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
  • Waaasssssuuuuupp?
  • This is the real Underworld
  • It is keeping me sane - AEW
  • These 'bugs' get everywhe& aaaaaaah'
  • You can run and you can hide but you will never get away alive
  • I am living in a box
  • The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
  • You won't catch me alive
  • Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
  • Size DOES matter!
  • Thieves respect property - they merely wish the property to become their property that they may better respect it
  • Truth is sacred and if you tell the truth too often nobody will believe it
  • It will only take so many facts, and then it will go into overload and blow up
  • Every time I learn something new, something old disappears to make room for it
  • and her eyes
  • With a fax
  • Oh Alan - we still wanted more!
  • Goblins here, goblins there, pesky goblins everywhere&
  • B-e-a-utiful
  • Right next to mine
  • Open at your own risk
  • Waterspout
  • I recommend the route across Faeries Crossing into the Barony of Mascarell Shaddar's Tower
  • He was too slow!
  • Wasn't me!
  • We died for the swarm
  • The clamps were too tight, he later discovered
  • Kleb-Dracad - Black Adder
  • If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
  • Schizophrenic? Me? No, we're not
  • CENSORED!
  • D E Sign - He wanted more features
  • Long lost and never recovered
  • And then there was silence!
  • They didn't need him anymore
  • May he not rest at all!
  • He who dies early is dead for a long time
  • His motto was: Live hard - die young!
  • Don't even think about it
  • I'll be back!
  • There's all hell loose down here
  • If Master Nuke-Nuke could Nuke Nuk-Nuks,how many Nuk-Nuks could a Nuke-Nuke Nuk-Nuk Nuker Nuke?
  • Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
  • But the gravestones made flee him in fear
  • No one is missing me& *cry*
  • Count me out!
  • Quiet up there!
  • Read more books!
  • and considerably easier to write with
  • Death is just the beginning!
  • Never too young to die
  • Game Over
  • Stop staring!
  • Leave me alone!
  • Yes, you stay right above me&
  • Don't think you are& know you are!
  • Mummy TV
  • The old buildserver is resting here
  • God heals and the doctor takes the fee
  • All I will say is when I go, they go too
  • I'm not afraid to die I just don't want to be there when it happens
  • If you cannot get rid of the family skeletons, you may as well make them dance
  • Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it
  • Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter
  • The only completely consistent people are the dead
  • 30 End
  • For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow& but phone calls taper off
  • If you are reading this gravestone, could you please adjust the date?
  • Who in their right mind designs a square world?! I feel like a 3D corpse in a 2D grave
  • Dead Simply dead
  • Several monsters
  • For rent& 0-800-DEATH
  • Three legs, four arms and one head
  • Have you ever seen a big dwarf?
  • Raziel - too late again
  • A strange glimmer is blinding thee
  • Of series II
  • Will ever have heard!
  • At least this time she wasn't ginger
  • & Alas for poor old worn-out Tim!
  • It beggars belief how he seldom chucked
  • His charity hair still unwaxed
  • However, death doesn't get worse every year
  • Rideg Stumel - Midgets Rule
  • Thar Eross - Short Arse
  • Kabelrinte - Ankle Biter
  • Thodram Amfist - I'm Short and Fat
  • Goilomn Gilisfon - Gim1i 50n Of G10in
  • Dralkcib - Baldrick
  • Relmin - Merlin
  • D'Brae'Sineltei - Daniel Seibert
  • J'Dahn'Nielo - Daniel John
  • E'sal Hy-Lef - Faye's Hell
  • Arhles Twag - Helga's Wrath
  • Raane - Aarne
  • Solwemyr - M Worsely
  • Ettol'Rahc-Notwen - Charlotte Newton
  • Fadalmar - Ralf Adam
  • What happens if you strap toast to the back of a falling cat?
  • If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization
  • People often say that motivation doesn't last Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily
  • Us no more
  • Wickesy's imagination and inspiration lie here Idle
  • Delta 351: "Give us another clue, we have digital watches!"
  • It was the dying I couldn't take
  • Death really hates that!
  • When a thief kisses you, count your teeth
  • A weapon which you don't have in your hand won't kill a snake
  • Consistency - anyone!?
  • No, it's The Localizer!
  • The Localizer - "just quickly (TM)"
  • It's just a mossy grave
  • Nothing to see here but a few old bones
  • Dark and damp, not the most pleasant of sleeping arrangements
  • The gravestone is covered in lichen
  • This gravestone is illegible
  • The writing on this gravestone has worn away with time
  • They said it was safe&
  • When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing
  • The person you have called is temporarily unavailable&
  • Your order please
  • Phew! Someone around here needs a mint, and it's not me
  • I'm important and busy& who's there?
  • Yes, this is a gravestone, now move on
  • BOO! Scared, huh?
  • Ohh, you brought me some flowers?
  • Hello World!
  • Stop trampling on my grave or I will come and haunt your house
  • As seldom she slept before - alone!
  • Bob the squirrel
  • Famous last words: 'Ahh the medicine I have been waiting for'
  • The NPC job market is currently undergoing a crisis
  • My wife rests here, her time is past, and I have got some peace at last
  • Alone? Need friends? Never fear, your new buddies are here
  • A frequent user of the 'Kill monsters, get experience points for free' wanted to get a final deal
  • since I am not going to make much use of mounted close combat, I shall make do withlevel 3 skills or something similar
  • Of course I love to play 'Hunt the Dragon'
  • (Macabre and Public Resting Advertising Agency)
  • 'I never said I wanted the free 'Stab-Ye-Ol-Self-Sword' that way,' he said
  • No, you don't
  • Just one more and I reach the next level of enlightenment
  • If he hadn't tripped he would not be lying here
  • And she spoke: You call THAT a dagger? '
  • True strength is not always expressed as aggression But running away was a really stupid idea Anyone who believes that project managers manage projects believes that pharmacists farm
  • Ralph Roder
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  • Daniel Balster
  • Christian Franke
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  • Peter Luber
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  • Michel Dumont
  • Ingo Biermann
  • Lars Hammer
  • Roger Boerdijk
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  • Cosmin Bulau
  • Hans-Arno Wegner
  • Franz Stradal
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  • Michael T Bhatty
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  • Christian Altrogge
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  • Frank Lunnebach
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  • Dag Winderlich
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  • Torsten Allard
  • Raphael Dumont
  • 'Stand here?' - we laughed
  • He did not realize what was meant by 'Permanent Resident' until it was too late
  • No mountain too high, no grave too deep
  • 'Look at me, I am a star!'
  • Dig'em Fill'em - We dig them, you fill them
  • Note to self: Acting with live props is not a good idea
  • Here lies Ati, the cartographer, who got caught in the net of limbo
  • 'I would rather die than marry the likes of her' he said
  • That's the magic of being held by a hill giant after insulting its mother
  • Here lies a pirate copier
  • 'Deeper, Wider, Stiffer' Funeral Parlor
  • 'What spider?' he said
  • 'Ohhh a Pain +400 percent Item'
  • Bugnote 96524:Keyboard error, press F1 to continue
  • Gravemaster XXXXII
  • Luis Cypher
  • And this time, you're staying put
  • Press CTRL + ALT + DELETE to obtain a specialone-way-ticket
  • Press ALT+F4 to go back to basics
  • 0800-G-R-A-V-E-F-O-R-Y-O-U
  • Look there is nothing to see here!
  • Some 'I love Graves' person took his hobby a little too seriously
  • Erected by the 'Deeper, Wider, Stiffer' Funeral Parlor
  • The operation waiting list is getting shorter
  • Heart Donor
  • He needed deeper insights
  • 'Is that edible?'
  • He obviously had the right stiff
  • Custom Headstones INC
  • Well now, that was easy
  • The body of a woman
  • The body of a man