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*The United Undertakers "Daisypushers" welcome you
 
*The United Undertakers "Daisypushers" welcome you
  
The package "Tender Greetings" includes both a lying surface of 2,10 metres in a quiality coffin made of Ancarian oak, as well as the complimentary undead guarantee for ten years. Accessories include a Kobold plush imitation, a death bell, two T-Energy powered death lights, and a statue of Lumen (other gods on request). If you have any questions or if you wish to have a test lie.in, find the nearest portal and travel to Thylysium. You will find us near the temple.
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The package "Tender Greetings" includes both a lying surface of 2,10 metres in a quality coffin made of Ancarian oak, as well as the complimentary undead guarantee for ten years. Accessories include a Kobold plush imitation, a death bell, two T-Energy powered death lights, and a statue of Lumen (other gods on request). If you have any questions or if you wish to have a test lie.in, find the nearest portal and travel to Thylysium. You will find us near the temple.
  
 
==Gravestones==
 
==Gravestones==

Revision as of 09:58, 29 September 2010

Griffinborough Cemetary

Graves

  • Aleksandr Solzhenintsyn - RIP, and thanks for all the words.
  • Darwin Award winner #29
  • Estelle Getty - RIP, and thanks for all the laughs.
  • Heath Ledger - RIP, and thanks for all the movies.
  • Hiram Bullock - RIP, and thanks for all that jazz.
  • "I'll sleep when I'm dead." Warren Zevon - RIP, and thanks for all the tunes.
  • In honor of Torsten Meier: Silence was cowardly, talking was gold!
  • Joseph Weizenbaum - RIP, and thanks for ELIZA.
  • Last Words: "You wimps, this bridge is perfectly safaaaaaahhhhhhgggggghhhhhhh..."
  • Please knock before entering.
  • Robert Aspirin _ RIP, and thanks for all the books.
  • While you're distracted reading this, my ghost is picking your pocket.
  • You cannot assault the fortress of Khorad Nur armed only with a small fruit knife.
  • You've been rick rolled!
  • Yves Saint Laurent - RIP, and thanks for all the fashion.

Advertising Grave

  • The United Undertakers "Daisypushers" welcome you

The package "Tender Greetings" includes both a lying surface of 2,10 metres in a quality coffin made of Ancarian oak, as well as the complimentary undead guarantee for ten years. Accessories include a Kobold plush imitation, a death bell, two T-Energy powered death lights, and a statue of Lumen (other gods on request). If you have any questions or if you wish to have a test lie.in, find the nearest portal and travel to Thylysium. You will find us near the temple.

Gravestones

  • All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
  • Be careful what you wish for . I wished to find a way to solve all my problems. Now they're solved but I'm here.
  • Dave Allen RIP and thanks for seeing life as it was.
  • Gene Roddenberry RIP and thanks for boldly going where no man went before...
  • George Calin RIP and thanks for all the laughs.
  • Here lies Andreas L. He asked for POls once too often...
  • I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
  • I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way.
  • In honor of Heiko tom Felde: Guardians of the Iceberg!
  • Kimba and Pebbles RIP - I am grateful that you blessed me with your love.
  • Markus had one Long Island Tea too many.
  • Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Guardians of Souls

  • Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. - Wilde
  • A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Cicero
  • Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Hoover

Statues

  • All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. - Aristotle
  • Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.- Welles
  • If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - Tolkien
  • I will die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
  • One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one. - Christie
  • Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things wich cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when take little by little. - Plutarch
  • The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions. - Confucius
  • Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. - Proverb