Sacred 2:Arkenmark's Refuge (Artamark's Gate)

Artamark's Gate is a city that's blessed (cursed?) with two distinct cemetaries. There's one on either side. On the east, there's the burial mound known as the Grave of the Ancestors and to the west there's Arenmark's Refuge.

There are plenty of graves, memorials and such located in this cemetary.

Gravestones

• Don't blame the river when you fall into the water
• She was young and fair, until the Orcs cut off her hair
• Note to self: Never stop to ask an Orc for directions.
• Here lies Julian Pies - the terror of Berlin Kreuzberg.
• Here lies Dr. A. Cula, died of a heart attack during a visit to the bloodbank.
• There's nothing more to be said, as we only speak well of the dead.
• I came into this world without consent and left in the same manner.
• Here lies the town clockmaker, he ran out of time.
• Lazy by nature, he finally finished something he started.
• How was I to know that the outdoor plane toilet was a joke?
• Little did I know that the boomerang would not come back alone.
• Hey! Could you move two feet to the side? You're standing on me! Now you're standing on my husband. Just go away already.
• Never clean a loaded cannon.
• She cooked me a meal to die for.
• Note to self: The messenger said: "Dragons don't need dentists", not "Dragons don't eat dentists."
• Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
• Never bite what may bite you back.
• Beneath this stone my wife doth lie, now she's at rest and so am I.
• At least my art is worth something now.
• You are in a queue, please wait as we value your business.
• Helloooooooooo... This isn't funny any more!
• Sheesh, NOW they take me seriously.
• Here lies my beloved husband - I miss him a lot, especially since he never told me where he hid all his money.
• Make sure the kids haven't swapped your real sword for a toy one, BEFORE you go adventuring.
• Dragon's are *always* right.
• Contains a gamer's social life.
• Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
• Poor Jack always got it backwards. It's look then leap.
• What do you mean they haven't invented parachutes yyyyyeeeettttt?
• So Ron thought to himself "this is a grave development."
• Ascaron will not be held responsible for your starting grave-opening as a real life hobby.